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I was bored the other day and I started thinking (bad thing to do when you’re bored …) about how sometimes men are worse than women. There are some “specimens” who try too much to get you to like them that they end up making you run away. Here’s a list of things that really annoy me:

• Get upset and say I ignore you when you’re IM-ing me and I’m telling you I’m busy.
Chances are that I might really be busy, especially when I’m at work.

• Insist I should get a 5+1 sound system just because you say that’s how movies should be watched.
I’m not planning on building my own cinema. As long as the image is clear and I hear what they’re saying I’m perfectly happy.

• Treat me like I know nothing about computers.
I might be a girl, but I’m not mentally challenged!

• Keep saying “call me if you want to talk ”
…even if you have said it before and I never called.

• Call me 5 times in three hours if you see I don’t answer. That’s something girls / women do, not men.
Maybe I don’t have my phone with me, maybe I can’t talk, or maybe I’m just not in the mood to talk to you. Otherwise I would have called you back…

• Try to flirt with me even though you have a girlfriend and get upset when you see I’m ignoring you.
What part of I’M NOT INTERESTED don’t you understand?

• Say you love me on our 3rd date. You don’t. Trust me, I know better that you.
Believe it or not, it did happen with one of my boyfriends some years ago. He was 21, which translates by “young and immature”, and I was 23. Way “older” than him, :P.

• Say I’m a bad kisser.
Don’t ever say it! It might be you who don’t know how to kiss, have you thought about that? Yeah, it happened with the same guy above. After he said he loved me… See, I knew he didn’t, lol!